We're sorry, but we get 50 resumes a week, and we don't have the bandwidth. Resume reviews are not trivial, and they take time, and we can't do that AND answer the forums and do everything else as well.
We're trying to figure it out, but it's not high on our list, because we STILL get resumes that are 5 pages long - some from folks who (say they) have listened to the cast on resumes.
If you want help on your resume, we recommend you post a question on the forums, describe your background, and ask a specific question about a point that you are concerned about. That we can do.
We know your resume is important to you, and we regret our bandwidth limitations. This is just one of those areas that we have to make choices about, in service of delivering value more effectively to the entire community.